:) I love it. Your title is also priceless. It reminds me of a request I got yesterday. Two of my MATESOL students were conferring in the corner and they kept looking at me. I got worried that I had a booger hanging out of my nose or toilet paper hanging out of my pants. But, alas, no. They came over and said that they really thought I'd make a wonderful featured speaker at the CATESOL conference (CA TESOL) at the end of the month! Give me a break, man. They were really buttering me up. Is the conference a dog? Do I just know they right people? I'm worried. Maybe we've arrived :) -----Original Message----- From: ms lynch [mailto:amy.wordnerd@xxxxxxxxx] Sent: Friday, October 08, 2004 6:49 AM To: comptesol@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Subject: Humor Conference Funny So, I received the program in the mail for the humor conference that Nat, Andrea & I are attending in November. How's this for funny: It's sooooo small that we're getting top billing. First session of the day! Now, keep in mind it's a one-day conference with only 3 sets of two concurrent sessions. But, hell, I'll take it! I'm used to presenting in the last session of day 3 of a confernece, with only those few sad folks attending who couldn't get an earlier flight out. Stardom, here we come! A --=20 There mark what ills the scholar's life assail,=E2=80=94 Toil, envy, want, the patron, and the jail. ~Samuel Johnson