Hola, A --

Iron your clothes.  Give a firm handshake.  And smile.

You?re smart and personable, so I have no advice to give you.  However, if they do ask you how many students out of 25 would get an ?A,? adhere to the almighty bell curve.  ?That relative? is apparently not a good answer.

If you need a nice polyester jumpsuit, stylish enough for any season, you know where I live. 

-- Maria  

PS:  I only failed a handful of kiddies this year; I am getting soft in my old age.