RE: A funny for finals
- From: "Joanna Paull" <joannapaull@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: <comptesol@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Fri, 20 May 2005 14:34:41 -0400
I'm not sure if anyone is actually attributed to authoring this, since I =
can
tell you all it is a long-told urban legend. Always good for an end of =
the
semester laugh. Of course, my grades were in on the 12th, so I'm already =
on
break. Loving it. Mark said that after I finish revisions on this =
chapter
and write up my intro chapter of about ten pages, I'll be ready for the
culminating evaluation. Wish me luck. I'll be up to visit, so do not =
fret.
Joanna
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On Behalf Of Klompien, Kathleen J.
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Subject: A funny for finals
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Just a thought....=20
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At Duke University, there were four sophomores taking Chemistry and all =
of
them had an A so far. These four friends were so confident that the =
weekend
before finals, they decided to visit some friends and have a big party. =
They
had a great time, but after all the hearty partying, they slept all day
Sunday and didn't make it back to Duke until early Monday morning. =
Rather
than taking the final then, they decided that after the final, they =
would
explain to their professor why they missed it. They said that they =
visited
friends but on the way back, had a flat tire, as a result, they missed =
the
final. The professor agreed they could make up the final the next day. =
The
guys were excited and relieved. They studied that night for the exam. He
placed them in separate rooms and gave them a test booklet. They quickly
answered the first problem, worth five points. Cool, they thought! Each =
one
in separate rooms, thought this is going to be easy. Then they turned =
the
page. On the second page was written: For 95 points: Which tire?
One of my tutors gave this to me, so I have no attribution.
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Subject: Funny
Date: Wed, 18 May 2005 16:10:05 -0700
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I hope you guys enjoy this one! It made me laugh.
At Duke University, there were four sophomores taking Chemistry and all =
of
them had an A so far. These four friends were so confident that the =
weekend
before finals, they decided to visit some friends and have a big party. =
They
had a great time, but after all the hearty partying, they slept all day
Sunday and didn't make it back to Duke until early Monday morning. =
Rather
than taking the final then, they decided that after the final, they =
would
explain to their professor why they missed it. They said that they =
visited
friends but on the way back, had a flat tire, as a result, they missed =
the
final. The professor agreed they could make up the final the next day. =
The
guys were excited and relieved. They studied that night for the exam. He
placed them in separate rooms and gave them a test booklet. They quickly
answered the first problem, worth five points. Cool, they thought! Each =
one
in separate rooms, thought this is going to be easy. Then they turned =
the
page. On the second page was written: For 95 points: Which tire?
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<P><FONT SIZE=3D2>I hope you guys enjoy this one! It made me =
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before finals, they decided to visit some friends and have a</FONT>
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hearty
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make
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Rather
than taking the final then, they decided that</FONT> <BR><FONT =
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the final, they would explain to their professor why they missed</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=3D2>it. They said that they visited friends but on the =
way
back, had a flat</FONT> <BR><FONT SIZE=3D2>tire, as a result, they =
missed the
final.</FONT> <BR><FONT SIZE=3D2>The professor agreed they could make up =
the
final the next day. The</FONT> <BR><FONT SIZE=3D2>guys were excited and
relieved. They studied that night for the exam.</FONT> <BR><FONT =
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placed them in separate rooms and gave them a test booklet. They</FONT>
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in separate rooms, thought this is going to be easy.</FONT> <BR><FONT
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