A funny for finals
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- Date: Thu, 19 May 2005 18:11:22 -0700
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Just a thought....
At Duke University, there were four sophomores taking Chemistry and all of
them had an A so far. These four friends were so confident that the weekend
before finals, they decided to visit some friends and have a big party. They
had a great time, but after all the hearty partying, they slept all day
Sunday and didn't make it back to Duke until early Monday morning. Rather
than taking the final then, they decided that after the final, they would
explain to their professor why they missed it. They said that they visited
friends but on the way back, had a flat tire, as a result, they missed the
final. The professor agreed they could make up the final the next day. The
guys were excited and relieved. They studied that night for the exam. He
placed them in separate rooms and gave them a test booklet. They quickly
answered the first problem, worth five points. Cool, they thought! Each one
in separate rooms, thought this is going to be easy. Then they turned the
page. On the second page was written: For 95 points: Which tire?
One of my tutors gave this to me, so I have no attribution.
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Date: Wed, 18 May 2005 16:10:05 -0700
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I hope you guys enjoy this one! It made me laugh.
At Duke University, there were four sophomores taking Chemistry and
all of them had an A so far. These four friends were so confident that the
weekend before finals, they decided to visit some friends and have a
big party. They had a great time, but after all the hearty partying,
they slept all day Sunday and didn't make it back to Duke until early
Monday morning. Rather than taking the final then, they decided that
after the final, they would explain to their professor why they missed
it. They said that they visited friends but on the way back, had a flat
tire, as a result, they missed the final.
The professor agreed they could make up the final the next day. The
guys were excited and relieved. They studied that night for the exam.
He placed them in separate rooms and gave them a test booklet. They
quickly answered the first problem, worth five points. Cool, they
thought!
Each one in separate rooms, thought this is going to be easy.
Then they turned the page. On the second page was written:
For 95 points: Which tire?
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<P><FONT SIZE=2>I hope you guys enjoy this one! It made me laugh.</FONT>
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<P><FONT SIZE=2>At Duke University, there were four sophomores taking Chemistry
and</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>all of them had an A so far. These four friends were so
confident that the</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>weekend before finals, they decided to visit some friends and
have a</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>big party. They had a great time, but after all the hearty
partying,</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>they slept all day Sunday and didn't make it back to Duke
until early</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>Monday morning. Rather than taking the final then, they
decided that</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>after the final, they would explain to their professor why
they missed</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>it. They said that they visited friends but on the way back,
had a flat</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>tire, as a result, they missed the final.</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>The professor agreed they could make up the final the next
day. The</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>guys were excited and relieved. They studied that night for
the exam.</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>He placed them in separate rooms and gave them a test booklet.
They</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>quickly answered the first problem, worth five points. Cool,
they</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>thought!</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>Each one in separate rooms, thought this is going to be
easy.</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>Then they turned the page. On the second page was
written:</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>For 95 points: Which tire?</FONT>
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