[cinci_dads] From the mouth of Babes (Part II)
- From: AHummeldor@xxxxxxx
- To: cinci_dads@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Sat, 8 Mar 2003 21:01:48 EST
<< 1. 3-year-old, Reese: "Our Father, Who does art in
heaven, Harold is His name." " Amen
2. A little boy was overheard praying: "Lord, if you
can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm
having a real good time like I am.
3. A Sunday school class was studying the Ten
Commandments. They were ready to discuss the last
one.
The teacher asked if anyone could tell her what it
was. Susie raised her hand, stood tall, and quoted
"Thou shall not take the covers off the neighbor's
wife."
4. After the christening of his baby brother in
church,
Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the
car.
His father asked him three times what was wrong.
Finally,
the boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted us
brought up
in a Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you
guys.
5. I had been teaching my three-year old daughter,
Caitlin, the Lord's
Prayer for several evenings at bedtime, she would
repeat after me the lines from the prayer. Finally,
she decided to go solo. I listened with pride as she
carefully enunciated each word, right up to the end
of
the prayer: "Lead us not into temptation," she
prayed,
"but deliver us some E-mail. Amen."
6. ...and one particular four-year-old prayed, "And
forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those
who put trash in our baskets.
7. A Sunday school teacher asked her children, as they
were on the way to church service, "And why is it
necessary to be quiet in church. One bright little
girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."
8. Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother
Jay were sitting
together in church. Jay giggled, sang, and talked out
loud. Finally, his
big sister had, had enough. "You're not supposed to
talk out loud in church."
"Why? Who's going to stop me?" Jay asked.
Angie pointed to the back of the church and said,
"See
those two men standing by the door? They're hushers."
9. A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons
Kevin, 5, and Ryan, 3. The boys began to argue over
who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the
opportunity for a moral lesson. "If Jesus were
sitting
here, He would say, 'Let my brother have the first
pancake, I can wait.'" Kevin turned to his younger
brother and said, "Ryan, you be Jesus!
10. A father was at the beach with his children when
their four-year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his
hand, and led him to the shore where seagull lay dead
in the sand. "Daddy, what happened to him?" asked.
"He died and went to Heaven," the Dad replied.
The boy thought moment and then said,
"Did God throw him back down?"
11. A wife invited some people to dinner. At the
table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and
said, "Would you like to say the blessing?" "I
wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied. "Just
say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered. The
daughter bowed her head and said, "Lord, why on earth
did I invite all these people to dinner?"
>>
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Sent: Tuesday, January 28, 2003 8:48 AM
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Subject: Too Cute
Subject: too cute and funny!
1. 3-year-old, Reese: "Our Father, Who does art in
heaven, Harold is His name." " Amen
2. A little boy was overheard praying: "Lord, if you
can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm
having a real good time like I am.
3. A Sunday school class was studying the Ten
Commandments. They were ready to discuss the last
one.
The teacher asked if anyone could tell her what it
was. Susie raised her hand, stood tall, and quoted
"Thou shall not take the covers off the neighbor's
wife."
4. After the christening of his baby brother in
church,
Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the
car.
His father asked him three times what was wrong.
Finally,
the boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted us
brought up
in a Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you
guys.
5. I had been teaching my three-year old daughter,
Caitlin, the Lord's
Prayer for several evenings at bedtime, she would
repeat after me the lines from the prayer. Finally,
she decided to go solo. I listened with pride as she
carefully enunciated each word, right up to the end
of
the prayer: "Lead us not into temptation," she
prayed,
"but deliver us some E-mail. Amen."
6. ...and one particular four-year-old prayed, "And
forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those
who put trash in our baskets.
7. A Sunday school teacher asked her children, as they
were on the way to church service, "And why is it
necessary to be quiet in church. One bright little
girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."
8. Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother
Jay were sitting
together in church. Jay giggled, sang, and talked out
loud. Finally, his
big sister had, had enough. "You're not supposed to
talk out loud in church."
"Why? Who's going to stop me?" Jay asked.
Angie pointed to the back of the church and said,
"See
those two men standing by the door? They're hushers."
9. A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons
Kevin, 5, and Ryan, 3. The boys began to argue over
who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the
opportunity for a moral lesson. "If Jesus were
sitting
here, He would say, 'Let my brother have the first
pancake, I can wait.'" Kevin turned to his younger
brother and said, "Ryan, you be Jesus!
10. A father was at the beach with his children when
their four-year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his
hand, and led him to the shore where seagull lay dead
in the sand. "Daddy, what happened to him?" asked.
"He died and went to Heaven," the Dad replied.
The boy thought moment and then said,
"Did God throw him back down?"
11. A wife invited some people to dinner. At the
table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and
said, "Would you like to say the blessing?" "I
wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied. "Just
say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered. The
daughter bowed her head and said, "Lord, why on earth
did I invite all these people to dinner?"
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