[cinci_dads] Fw: Humor: Tech Support Needed!
- From: "Dan Zavon" <dzavon@xxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "Blake D. Baird" <finabair@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>,"Barb Hogan" <BAKLEO3@xxxxxxx>, "Barb Zavon" <BZavon@xxxxxxxxxxxx>,"Zavon, Xiaojie" <Xiaojie.Zavon@xxxxxx>,"Nancy Crossen" <crossen@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>,"Linda Sacks" <LSacks@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>,"Alan Immerman" <a-hi@xxxxxxxx>,"Wu, Guangfeng" <Guangfeng.Wu@xxxxxxxxxx>,"Stay-at-home Dads Cincinnati" <cinci_dads@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Sat, 8 Mar 2003 21:48:26 -0500
----- Original Message -----
From: <Bmarkstein2@xxxxxxx>
To: <adriand@xxxxxxxxx>
Sent: Friday, March 07, 2003 6:55 PM
Subject: Humor: Tech Support Needed!
> Dear Tech Support:
>
> Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0
> and noticed a slow down in the overall performance,
> particularly in the flower and jewelry applications
> that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
>
> In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other
> valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal
> Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such
> as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0.
>
> And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House
> Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried
> running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no
> avail. What can I do?
> Signed,
> Desperate
>
> Reply: Dear Desperate:
>
> First keep in mind; Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment
> package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try
> entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and
> download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0. If all works
> as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run
> the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
>
> But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default
> to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
> Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create
> SnoringLoudly.wav files.
>
> Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or
> reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not
> supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
>
> In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it
> does have a limited memory and cannot learn new
> applications quickly. You might consider additional
> software to improve memory and performance. I
> personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.
>
> Good Luck,
> Tech Support
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