Rick, that's hilarious! Lol! Thanks for the laugh. I'm printing it out to show my dad. -- Monica Willyard Visit my blog at http://www.scannersguild.com To unsubscribe from this list, send a blank Email to bookshare-discuss-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Put the word 'unsubscribe' by itself in the Subject line. To get a list of available commands, put the word 'help' by itself in the subject line.