. .
FOR YOUR MENTAL BENEFICIATION AND PLEASURE, I HOPE!
*"Lexophile" is a word used to
describe those that have a love
for words,**such as "you can
tune a piano, but you can't tuna
fish", or "to write with**a
broken pencil is pointless." A
competition to see who can come
up with**the best lexophiles is
held every year in an
undisclosed location.*
*This year's winning submission
is posted at the very end.*
*.. When fish are in schools,
they sometimes take debate.*
*
**.. A thief who stole a
calendar got twelve months.*
*
**.. When the smog lifts in Los
Angeles U.C.L.A.*
*
**.. The batteries were given
out free of charge.*
*
**.. A dentist and a manicurist
married. They fought tooth and
nail.*
*
**.. A will is a dead giveaway.*
*
**.. With her marriage, she got
a new name and a dress.*
*
**.. A boiled egg is hard to beat.*
*
**.. When you've seen one
shopping center you've seen a mall.*
*
**.. Police were summoned to a
daycare center where a
three-year-old was resisting a
rest.*
*
**.. Did you hear about the
fellow whose entire left side
was cut off? He's all right now.*
*
**.. A bicycle can't stand
alone; it's just two tired.*
*
**.. When a clock is hungry it
goes back four seconds.*
*
**.. The guy who fell onto an
upholstery machine is now fully
recovered.*
*
**.. He had a photographic
memory which was never developed.*
*
**.. When she saw her first
strands of grey hair she thought
she'd dye.*
*
**.. Acupuncture is a jab well
done. That's the point of it.*
***And the cream of the twisted
crop:*
*
**.. **Those who get too big for
their pants will be totally
exposed in the end.*
* ALWAYS LAUGH WHEN YOU CAN ...
IT'S CHEAP MEDICINE.*
_________________________________
=
---
This email has been checked for viruses by Avast antivirus software.
http://www.avast.com
