[bksvol-discuss] Re: Totally OT, but in the spirit of the season I just have to share it.

  • From: Carrie Karnos <ckarnos@xxxxxxxxx>
  • To: bksvol-discuss@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Date: Wed, 23 Nov 2005 21:15:40 -0800 (PST)

Wonderful!!  Happy Turkey Day everyone!  Carrie

Cindy <popularplace@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:  Sent to me by Louise

The Turkey
> 
> 
> The turkey shot out of the oven
> 
> and rocketed into the air,
> 
> it knocked every plate off the table
> 
> and partly demolished a chair.
> 
> It ricocheted into a corner and
> 
> burst with a deafening boom,
> 
> then splattered all over the kitchen,
> 
> completely obscuring the room.
> 
> It stuck to the walls and the windows, it totally
> coated the floor,
> 
> there was turkey attached to the ceiling, where
> there'd never been
> 
> turkey before.
> 
> It blanketed every appliance,
> 
> it smeared every saucer and bowl,
> 
> there wasn't a way I could stop it,
> 
> that turkey was out of control.
> 
> I scraped and I scrubbed with displeasure, and
> thought with chagrin as
> 
> I mopped, that I'd never again stuff a turkey with
> popcorn that hadn't
> 
> been popped.
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
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