Sent to me by Louise The Turkey > > > The turkey shot out of the oven > > and rocketed into the air, > > it knocked every plate off the table > > and partly demolished a chair. > > It ricocheted into a corner and > > burst with a deafening boom, > > then splattered all over the kitchen, > > completely obscuring the room. > > It stuck to the walls and the windows, it totally > coated the floor, > > there was turkey attached to the ceiling, where > there'd never been > > turkey before. > > It blanketed every appliance, > > it smeared every saucer and bowl, > > there wasn't a way I could stop it, > > that turkey was out of control. > > I scraped and I scrubbed with displeasure, and > thought with chagrin as > > I mopped, that I'd never again stuff a turkey with > popcorn that hadn't > > been popped. > > > > > > > -- > Internal Virus Database is out-of-date. > Checked by AVG Anti-Virus. > Version: 7.0.344 / Virus Database: 267.10.19/93 - > Release Date: 9/8/2005 > > __________________________________ Yahoo! Mail - PC Magazine Editors' Choice 2005 http://mail.yahoo.com To unsubscribe from this list send a blank Email to bksvol-discuss-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx put the word 'unsubscribe' by itself in the subject line. To get a list of available commands, put the word 'help' by itself in the subject line.