Thanks, Judy. I chuckled a lot Cindy Wish List (i.e., books wanted added to the collection) and books-being-scanned list available at sites below Wish List: https://wiki.benetech.org/display/BSO/Bookshare+Wish+List Books Being Scanned List: https://wiki.benetech.org/display/BSO/Books+Being+Scanned+List --- On Mon, 2/8/10, Mayrie ReNae <mayrierenae@xxxxxxxxx> wrote: > From: Mayrie ReNae <mayrierenae@xxxxxxxxx> > Subject: [bksvol-discuss] Re: OT? You know you're a Bookshare volunteer if... > To: bksvol-discuss@xxxxxxxxxxxxx > Date: Monday, February 8, 2010, 6:50 PM > Hi Judy! > > This is just terrific! Thank you so much for sharing > it! > > Mayrie > > > > -----Original Message----- > From: bksvol-discuss-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx > [mailto:bksvol-discuss-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] > On Behalf Of Judy s. > Sent: Monday, February 08, 2010 5:37 PM > To: bksvol-discuss@xxxxxxxxxxxxx > Subject: [bksvol-discuss] OT? You know you're a Bookshare > volunteer if... > > I don't want to clutter the list, but I've had a really > massively bad month > and decided to write up something totally lighthearted and > frivolous > tonight, just to relax and have a little fun. > smile. Enjoy. > > You know you're a Bookshare Volunteer if. > > - You've ever worn out a scanner; > - you're thrilled that the books you just bought on eBay > have loose spines > because they'll scan easier and you don't feel guilty about > damaging them if > it happens; > - you automatically change "die" to "the" in everything you > read, because it > just has to be a scanno, right? > - you know where to find or have memorized the codes to put > into Word or > Kurzweil to search for a smart quote, a tab, a paragraph > mark or a carriage > return; > - you know what a header is in a book; > - someone says the word stripper and you immediately think > "page break blank > line page number blank line" instead of "seedy night > clubs"; > - you have more books to read than time to read them for > the first time in > your life, and those aren't the ones you're reading because > you're scanning > or proofreading yet another book; > - you've ever scanned or proofread a book you discovered > you absolutely > hated halfway through, and finished it anyways because > someone else asked > you for help with it; > - you proofread or scanned a book instead of listening to > the Superbowl; > - the local librarian tells you you're their most active > patron and the > staff is dying to know why because you're blind and can't > read printed > books; and > - You know that Cherry Ames isn't a new soft drink! > > Judy s. > To unsubscribe from this list send a blank Email to > bksvol-discuss-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx > put the word 'unsubscribe' by itself in the subject > line. To get a list of > available commands, put the word 'help' by itself in the > subject line. > > To unsubscribe from this list send a blank Email to > bksvol-discuss-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx > put the word 'unsubscribe' by itself in the subject > line. To get a list of available commands, put the > word 'help' by itself in the subject line. > > To unsubscribe from this list send a blank Email to bksvol-discuss-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx put the word 'unsubscribe' by itself in the subject line. To get a list of available commands, put the word 'help' by itself in the subject line.