[bksvol-discuss] Re: My favorite Bulwer-Lytton sentence
- From: Cindy <popularplace@xxxxxxxxx>
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- Date: Sun, 5 Jul 2009 20:26:19 -0700 (PDT)
lol
Cindy
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Subject: [bksvol-discuss] Re: My favorite Bulwer-Lytton sentence
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Date: Sunday, July 5, 2009, 7:45 PM
Personally, I never open a door. I o-pun it.I have often been called
pun-tilious and those whom I dislike have accused me of pun-naciousness. I
write with an ink-pun and when I work out I pun-ch a pun-ching bag. My favorite
pie is the pun-kin pie. On the rare occasions that I have tried football I
found that I prefer pun-ting. As you have probably figured out, I am never late.
"If you
tremble with indignation at every injustice then you are a comrade of mine."
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[bksvol-discuss] Re: My favorite Bulwer-Lytton sentence
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lol! That remindds me of a list of recent puns I received but I'll spare you
all. I loved them; if anyone wants them and I still find them I''ll send them
to you off list
Cindy
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--- On Sun, 7/5/09, Kim Friedman <kimfri11@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
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From: Kim Friedman <kimfri11@xxxxxxxxxxx>
Subject: [bksvol-discuss] Re: My favorite Bulwer-Lytton sentence
To: bksvol-discuss@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Date: Sunday, July 5, 2009, 6:08 PM
Hi, Bob and everyone else who delights in the slightly absurd, I've heard songs
which manipulate words in an interesting way. I really don't know how to
describe this. Say you have a song using foods, fish, or animals to say
something. Here's an example of what I mean: "Gorilla of my dreams, you're a
cheetah
it seems, Oh, why are you lion to me?" or "I'm not floundering around and I
thank cod I never smelt anything awful. I was herring all manner of chough,
so I left for the halibut." I admire this kind of thing. Do we call this
extensive punning? Regards, Kim.
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[mailto:bksvol-discuss-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of Bob
Sent: Sunday, July 05, 2009 6:23 AM
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Subject: [bksvol-discuss] Re: My favorite Bulwer-Lytton sentence
No thanks Sue.
However, ahem, here's another winner that I thought was pretty funny:
Darnell knew he was getting hung out to dry when the D.A. made him come clean
by airing other people's dirty laundry; the plea deal was a new wrinkle and
there were still issues to iron out, but he hoped it would all come out in the
wash - otherwise he had folded like a cheap suit for nothing.
Lynn Lamousin
Baton Rouge, LA
Bob
- "Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same
time."
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siss52
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Sent: Sunday, July 05, 2009 6:35 AM
Subject: [bksvol-discuss] Re: My favorite Bulwer-Lytton sentence
<lol> That kid could have written the sentence while reading Nineteen Minutes,
after which playing Twenty Questions while dining at Twenty-One!! What
fun!! Any more takers?
Sue S.
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Bob
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Sent: Sunday, July 05, 2009 4:43 AM
Subject: [bksvol-discuss] Re: My favorite Bulwer-Lytton sentence
<lol> that sentence could have been written by a fourteen-year-old in fifteen
minutes singing "sixteen candles" while juggling seventeen penguins humming
the opening bars of the eighteen twelve overture.
Bob
- "Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same
time."
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Carrie Karnos
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Sent: Saturday, July 04, 2009 9:22 PM
Subject: [bksvol-discuss] My favorite Bulwer-Lytton sentence
About halfway through this sentence, I start screaming, "Make it stop! Make it
stop!" For me, this is THE worst opening line ever:
She wasn't really my type, a hard-looking but untalented reporter from the
local cat box liner, but the first second that the third-rate representative
of the fourth estate cracked open a new fifth of old Scotch, my sixth sense
said seventh heaven was as close as an eighth note from Beethoven's Ninth
Symphony,
so, nervous as a tenth grader drowning in eleventh-hour cramming for a physics
exam, I swept her into my longing arms, and, humming "The Twelfth of Never,"
I got lucky on Friday the thirteenth.
--Wm. W. "Buddy" Ocheltree, Port Townsend, Washington (1993 Winner)
See what I mean??
Carrie
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