[bksvol-discuss] Re: My favorite Bulwer-Lytton sentence

  • From: Cindy <popularplace@xxxxxxxxx>
  • To: bksvol-discuss@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Date: Sun, 5 Jul 2009 16:10:38 -0700 (PDT)

I lovve it! and I liked Sue's,too.  I wish ˆ could think of something clever.


Cindy



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--- On Sun, 7/5/09, Bob <rwiley@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

From: Bob <rwiley@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Subject: [bksvol-discuss] Re: My favorite Bulwer-Lytton sentence
To: bksvol-discuss@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Date: Sunday, July 5, 2009, 6:22 AM



 
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No thanks Sue.
 
However, ahem, here's another winner that I thought 
was pretty funny:
 
Darnell knew he was getting hung out to dry when 
the D.A. made him come clean by airing other people's dirty laundry; the plea 
deal was a new wrinkle and
there were still issues to iron out, but he hoped 
it would all come out in the wash - otherwise he had folded like a cheap suit 
for nothing. 
Lynn Lamousin
Baton Rouge, LA

Bob
- "Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same
time."


  ----- Original Message ----- 
  From: 
  siss52 
  To: bksvol-discuss@xxxxxxxxxxxxx 
  
  Sent: Sunday, July 05, 2009 6:35 AM
  Subject: [bksvol-discuss] Re: My favorite 
  Bulwer-Lytton sentence
  

  <lol>  That kid could have written the 
  sentence while reading Nineteen Minutes, after which playing Twenty Questions 
  while dining at Twenty-One!!  What fun!!  Any more 
  takers?
   
  Sue S.
   
  ----- Original Message ----- 
  From: Bob 
  To: bksvol-discuss@xxxxxxxxxxxxx 
  
  Sent: Sunday, July 05, 2009 4:43 AM
  Subject: [bksvol-discuss] Re: My favorite Bulwer-Lytton 
  sentence
  

  <lol> that sentence could have been written 
  by a fourteen-year-old in fifteen minutes singing "sixteen candles" while 
  juggling seventeen penguins humming the opening bars of the eighteen twelve 
  overture.
   
  Bob
  - "Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the 
  same
time."

  
    ----- Original Message ----- 
    From: 
    Carrie Karnos 
    
    To: Bookshare Vol Group 
    Sent: Saturday, July 04, 2009 9:22 
    PM
    Subject: [bksvol-discuss] My favorite 
    Bulwer-Lytton sentence
    

    
    About halfway through this sentence, I start screaming, "Make it stop! 
    Make it stop!" For me, this is THE worst opening line ever:


    
    She wasn't really my type, a hard-looking but untalented reporter from 
    the local cat box liner, but the first second that the third-rate 
    representative of the fourth estate cracked open a new fifth of old Scotch, 
    my sixth sense said seventh heaven was as close as an eighth note from 
    Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, so, nervous as a tenth grader drowning in 
    eleventh-hour cramming for a physics exam, I swept her into my longing 
arms, 
    and, humming "The Twelfth of Never," I got lucky on Friday the 
    thirteenth.

    --Wm. W. "Buddy" Ocheltree, Port Townsend, Washington (1993 Winner)See what 
I 
    mean??

Carrie


  
  

  
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