I lovve it! and I liked Sue's,too. I wish ˆ could think of something clever. Cindy Wish List (i.e., books wanted added to the collection) and books-being-scanned list available at sites below Wish List: https://wiki.benetech.org/display/BSO/Bookshare+Wish+List Books Being Scanned List: https://wiki.benetech.org/display/BSO/Books+Being+Scanned+List --- On Sun, 7/5/09, Bob <rwiley@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote: From: Bob <rwiley@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> Subject: [bksvol-discuss] Re: My favorite Bulwer-Lytton sentence To: bksvol-discuss@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Date: Sunday, July 5, 2009, 6:22 AM #yiv1095527576 DIV { MARGIN:0px;} No thanks Sue. However, ahem, here's another winner that I thought was pretty funny: Darnell knew he was getting hung out to dry when the D.A. made him come clean by airing other people's dirty laundry; the plea deal was a new wrinkle and there were still issues to iron out, but he hoped it would all come out in the wash - otherwise he had folded like a cheap suit for nothing. Lynn Lamousin Baton Rouge, LA Bob - "Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time." ----- Original Message ----- From: siss52 To: bksvol-discuss@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Sent: Sunday, July 05, 2009 6:35 AM Subject: [bksvol-discuss] Re: My favorite Bulwer-Lytton sentence <lol> That kid could have written the sentence while reading Nineteen Minutes, after which playing Twenty Questions while dining at Twenty-One!! What fun!! Any more takers? Sue S. ----- Original Message ----- From: Bob To: bksvol-discuss@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Sent: Sunday, July 05, 2009 4:43 AM Subject: [bksvol-discuss] Re: My favorite Bulwer-Lytton sentence <lol> that sentence could have been written by a fourteen-year-old in fifteen minutes singing "sixteen candles" while juggling seventeen penguins humming the opening bars of the eighteen twelve overture. Bob - "Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time." ----- Original Message ----- From: Carrie Karnos To: Bookshare Vol Group Sent: Saturday, July 04, 2009 9:22 PM Subject: [bksvol-discuss] My favorite Bulwer-Lytton sentence About halfway through this sentence, I start screaming, "Make it stop! Make it stop!" For me, this is THE worst opening line ever: She wasn't really my type, a hard-looking but untalented reporter from the local cat box liner, but the first second that the third-rate representative of the fourth estate cracked open a new fifth of old Scotch, my sixth sense said seventh heaven was as close as an eighth note from Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, so, nervous as a tenth grader drowning in eleventh-hour cramming for a physics exam, I swept her into my longing arms, and, humming "The Twelfth of Never," I got lucky on Friday the thirteenth. --Wm. W. "Buddy" Ocheltree, Port Townsend, Washington (1993 Winner)See what I mean?? Carrie No virus found in this incoming message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 8.5.375 / Virus Database: 270.13.5/2219 - Release Date: 07/05/09 05:53:00