Me too. :) Bruce Ashley > -----Original Message----- > From: austechwriter-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx > [mailto:austechwriter-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx]On Behalf Of Gail Hodgson > Sent: Thursday, 19 February 2004 9:21 AM > To: austechwriter@xxxxxxxxxxxxx > Subject: atw: OT: A lesson in posting > > > I sure this doesn't just apply to tech-writers! :-) > Gail > > > A lesson in Posting: > > How many group posters does it take to change a light bulb? > > > > 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been > changed > > 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the > light bulb could have been changed differently > > 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs > > 27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light > bulbs > > 53 to flame the spell checkers > > 41 to correct spelling/grammar flames > > 6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... > > another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive > > 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is > "lamp" > > 15 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and that "light > bulb" is perfectly correct > > 156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in > violation of their "acceptable use policy" > > 109 to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to > please take > this discussion to a lightbulb group > > 203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic > forum, and > lightbulb group about changing light bulbs be stopped > > 111 to defend the posting to this group saying that we all use light > bulbs and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this group > > 306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is > superior, where to > buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this > technique and what brands are faulty > > 27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs > > 14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the > corrected URL's > > 3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to > this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group > > 33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety > including all > headers and signatures, and add "Me too" > > 12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they > cannot handle the light bulb controversy > > 19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three" > > 4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ > > 44 to ask what is a "FAQ" > > 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" > > 143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions > about light bulbs" > > 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and > start it all over again.... > > > > ************************************************** > To post a message to austechwriter, send the message to > austechwriter@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx > > To subscribe to austechwriter, send a message to > austechwriter-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx with "subscribe" in the > Subject field. > > To unsubscribe, send a message to > austechwriter-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx with "unsubscribe" in the > Subject field. > > To search the austechwriter archives, go to > www.freelists.org/archives/austechwriter > > To contact the list administrator, send a message to > austechwriter-admins@xxxxxxxxxxxxx > ************************************************** ************************************************** To post a message to austechwriter, send the message to austechwriter@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx To subscribe to austechwriter, send a message to austechwriter-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx with "subscribe" in the Subject field. To unsubscribe, send a message to austechwriter-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx with "unsubscribe" in the Subject field. To search the austechwriter archives, go to www.freelists.org/archives/austechwriter To contact the list administrator, send a message to austechwriter-admins@xxxxxxxxxxxxx **************************************************