[amc] Fwd: December 25th greeting

  • From: Nevitt Reesor <reesor@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: Darlene Reesor <reesorvet@xxxxxxxxxxxx>, Sarah Reesor <sarah.m.reesor@xxxxxxxxx>, Ethan Reesor <firelizzard@xxxxxxxxx>, Austin Mennonite Church Church <amc@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>, Abigail Crites <acrites@xxxxxxxxxxxx>, Dale & Margaret Beckman <dale.beckman@xxxxxxxx>, Judy & Skip  Eno <morejudys@xxxxxxxxx>, Kathleen Higgins <kmhiggins@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, Steve & Joanne Hatch <canyonheart@xxxxxxxxx>, Winfred & Willie Stoltzfus <wstol@xxxxxxxxx>, Winona Stoltzfus <wstoltz@xxxxxxxxx>, "Bernice \(Stoltzfus\) Moyers" <bmoyers01@xxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Sat, 25 Dec 2010 12:25:11 -0600


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From: "Benedikt, Amelie F" <ab53@xxxxxxxxxxx>
Date: December 25, 2010 10:58:39 AM CST
Subject: December 25th greeting

Please accept with no obligation, implicit or explicit, my best wishes for an 
environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, gender neutral 
celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practised within the most enjoyable 
traditions of the religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice, 
with total respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of 
others, and their choice not to practise religious or secular traditions at all.

Additionally,

A fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated 
recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2011, but not 
without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose 
contributions to society have helped make our society great, without regard to 
the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, sexual 
orientation and choice of smart phone and computer platform of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is 
subject to clarification or withdrawal. It implies no promise by the wisher to 
actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others and no 
responsibility for any unintended emotional stress these greetings may bring to 
those not caught up in the holiday spirit. 

This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of 
good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent 
holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is either revocable or 
limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole 
discretion of the wisher. 

This greeting is void where prohibited by law.

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