[adeel420] Re: SOFTWARE ENGINEER!
- From: "Stefen Hudson" <1jarjarbinks@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: <adeel420@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Mon, 21 Oct 2002 19:21:04 -0500
LOL!!! Where on Earth did ya find that?
May the Force be with you.
----- Original Message -----
From: "Sajid Iqbal" <sajid_cyberspace@xxxxxxxxxx>
To: <"Undisclosed-Recipient:;"@smtp-2.hotpop.com>
Sent: Monday, October 21, 2002 4:26 PM
Subject: [adeel420] SOFTWARE ENGINEER!
> SOFTWARE ENGINEER!!!....
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> Never marry a software engineer. Just have a look at this
conversation and then decide Yourself.
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> Husband: Hey dear! I am logged in.
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> Wife: Would you like to have some snacks?
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> Husband: Hard disk full.
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> Wife: Have you brought the saree?
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> Husband: Bad command or file name.
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> Wife: But I told you about it in morning.
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> Husband: Erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.
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> Wife: Hae God! Forget it where's your salary?
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> Husband: File in use, read only, try after some time.
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> Wife: At least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.
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> Husband: Sharing violation, access denied.
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> Wife: I made a mistake in marrying you.
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> Husband: Data type mismatch.
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> Wife: You are useless.
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> Husband: By default.
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> Wife: Who was there with you in the car this morning?
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> Husband: System unstable press ctrl, alt, del to reboot.
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> Wife: What is the relation between you & your receptionist?
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> Husband: The only user with write permission.
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> Wife: What is my value in your life?
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> Husband: Unknown virus detected.
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> Wife: Do you love your computer or me?
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> Husband: Too many parameters.
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> Wife: I will go to my dad's house.
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> Husband: Program performed illegal operation, it will close.
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> Wife: I will leave you forever.
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> Husband: Close all programs and log out for another user.
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> Wife: It is worthless talking to you.
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> Husband: Shut down the computer.
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> Wife: I am going!
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> Husband: Its now safe to turn off your computer.
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