[adeel420] SOFTWARE ENGINEER!
- From: "Sajid Iqbal" <sajid_cyberspace@xxxxxxxxxx>
- To: <"Undisclosed-Recipient:;"@smtp-2.hotpop.com>
- Date: Tue, 22 Oct 2002 02:26:04 +0500
SOFTWARE ENGINEER!!!....
Never marry a software engineer. Just have a look at this conversation and
then decide Yourself.
Husband: Hey dear! I am logged in.
Wife: Would you like to have some snacks?
Husband: Hard disk full.
Wife: Have you brought the saree?
Husband: Bad command or file name.
Wife: But I told you about it in morning.
Husband: Erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.
Wife: Hae God! Forget it where's your salary?
Husband: File in use, read only, try after some time.
Wife: At least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.
Husband: Sharing violation, access denied.
Wife: I made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband: Data type mismatch.
Wife: You are useless.
Husband: By default.
Wife: Who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband: System unstable press ctrl, alt, del to reboot.
Wife: What is the relation between you & your receptionist?
Husband: The only user with write permission.
Wife: What is my value in your life?
Husband: Unknown virus detected.
Wife: Do you love your computer or me?
Husband: Too many parameters.
Wife: I will go to my dad's house.
Husband: Program performed illegal operation, it will close.
Wife: I will leave you forever.
Husband: Close all programs and log out for another user.
Wife: It is worthless talking to you.
Husband: Shut down the computer.
Wife: I am going!
Husband: Its now safe to turn off your computer.
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