[adaptech] FW: audyssey: Driveway
- From: "Shane C. A. Lush" <sca.lush@xxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: <adaptech@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Sat, 1 Mar 2003 21:17:09 -0500
I found the following insainly funny!
enjoy!
shane
-----Original Message-----
From: Phil Vlasak [mailto:pcsgames@xxxxxxxxxxx]
Sent: March 1, 2003 8:41 PM
To: blindgamers@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: audyssey: Driveway
Games we'd like to play:
by Phil Vlasak
Driveway!
Your task is to pull your 59 Cadillac Fleetwood into the tiny one car
garage!
And your drunk friend is trying to guide you in.
"OK darling, a little to the left..." he says, holding up the wall.
crunch
He looks at his hands and looks up with a guilty smile and says, "Sorry
sweety, I meant right."
"Straighten her out and try again."
bang!
he moves to the side to investigate and announces, "Oh, no! there goes the
right fender!"
"What , you don't want me to try it?" he says with a frown.
Crack!
He looks down and wonders, "Who put that broken beer bottle under the wheel?
This game comes with three difficulty levels.
In easy mode, your car will announce the distance to the sides and back of
the garage.
In normal mode, your friend does the judging of the distance, and not
always with great accuracy.
In insane mode, you must park while breaking from 60 mph to 0 in ten feet.
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