Here's a woman's perspective:
A cemetery plot. For you. It's practical, and she can plant flowers there to
satisfy her gardening itch.
All sorted.
Kathy Padden
-----Original Message-----
From: Lawrence Pruyne <docpruyne@xxxxxxxxx>
To: WarwickList <WarwickList@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Sent: Sat, May 7, 2016 11:07 am
Subject: [The-L] In the doghouse?
Dear all;
As far as social stuff, I am as smart as a goober pea...so I have a question:
Do I need to give my wife something on Mother's Day?
I mean...like...she's not my mother. She's somebody else's mother, yeah, so I
just don't know.
I don't want to be in the doghouse on Mother's Day, that's so gross when she's
slamming doors because I gave her tickets to a Patriots game...that's like a
totally awesome gift, if you ask me...so should I hedge my bets and get her
something more practical? Last month I was thinking I should get her a new
chainsaw, but I just bought one so that's out. How about a new table saw? She'd
like that, I'm certain. Or maybe a post hole digger? She's always working in
the garden, so...well...what do you think?
Guys, help me out here. What worked for you on Mother's Day? Ladies, lay it on
the line. What tickles you down to your toes?
This is all so confusing. Any help would be greatly appreciated!
Your selectman,
Doc
(the goober pea)
