Dear all;
As far as social stuff, I am as smart as a goober pea...so I have a
question:
Do I need to give my wife something on Mother's Day?
I mean...like...she's not my mother. She's somebody else's mother, yeah, so
I just don't know.
I don't want to be in the doghouse on Mother's Day, that's so gross when
she's slamming doors because I gave her tickets to a Patriots game...that's
like a totally awesome gift, if you ask me...so should I hedge my bets and
get her something more practical? Last month I was thinking I should get
her a new chainsaw, but I just bought one so that's out. How about a new
table saw? She'd like that, I'm certain. Or maybe a post hole digger? She's
always working in the garden, so...well...what do you think?
Guys, help me out here. What worked for you on Mother's Day? Ladies, lay it
on the line. What tickles you down to your toes?
This is all so confusing. Any help would be greatly appreciated!
Your selectman,
Doc
(the goober pea)