it makes you slip and break your A## -----Original Message----- From: "Brian Denning" <i_am_cool_fred@xxxxxxxxxxx> Subj: [tcb] Re: that wierd noise Date: Fri Jul 21, 2006 4:43 pm Size: 1K To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx damn then i'm screwed because i have been drinking beer and eating a burger while eating this...what does the beer do to the equation? :D >From: "Gerald V. Livingston II" <gvl2@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> >Reply-To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx >To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx >Subject: [tcb] Re: that wierd noise >Date: Fri, 21 Jul 2006 16:05:01 -0500 (Central Standard Time) > >Cheeseburgers blow all the calculations right out the window. EVERYONE >knows that a 1/4 lb cheeseburger converts to roughly 6.37 extra lbs of A$$ >fat on a sliding logarythmic scale over a 1.42 hour period. > >Most of that weight gain occurs in sudden increments every 17.287 minutes. >This requires the use of a stopwatch accurate to .0001 second because if >you are on the cheater pipe during one of those growth spurts you risk a >serious case of "cheater face". Cheater face occurs when weight is suddenly >added to the cheater pipe when you aren't expecting it -- this causes your >hands to slip off the pipe and, like the tree branches you see in funny >films, it springs up and catches you right in the kisser. > >You have to carefully time the growth spurts and move .2734" closer to the >nut each time one happens. If you miss one you can not "double up" next >time around. You have to start all over by waiting the full 1.42 hours, >reweighing, then eating another cheesburger. > >And, cheesburger math is relatively easy. Don't EVER screw up and eat a >Sonic Extra Long Chili-Cheese Dog while trying to torque nuts with a >cheater pipe and body weight. > >On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 16:29:36 EDT "Wuzmop@xxxxxxx" <Wuzmop@xxxxxxx> wrote: > > > What if you had a cheeseburger before tightening the nut? > > > _________________________________________________________________ Express yourself instantly with MSN Messenger! Download today - it's FREE! http://messenger.msn.click-url.com/go/onm00200471ave/direct/01/