[tcb] Re: that wierd noise
- From: <evilscientistboo@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Fri, 21 Jul 2006 18:08:00 -0500
it makes you slip and break your A##
-----Original Message-----
From: "Brian Denning" <i_am_cool_fred@xxxxxxxxxxx>
Subj: [tcb] Re: that wierd noise
Date: Fri Jul 21, 2006 4:43 pm
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To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
damn then i'm screwed because i have been drinking beer and eating a burger
while eating this...what does the beer do to the equation? :D
>From: "Gerald V. Livingston II" <gvl2@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
>Reply-To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
>To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
>Subject: [tcb] Re: that wierd noise
>Date: Fri, 21 Jul 2006 16:05:01 -0500 (Central Standard Time)
>
>Cheeseburgers blow all the calculations right out the window. EVERYONE
>knows that a 1/4 lb cheeseburger converts to roughly 6.37 extra lbs of A$$
>fat on a sliding logarythmic scale over a 1.42 hour period.
>
>Most of that weight gain occurs in sudden increments every 17.287 minutes.
>This requires the use of a stopwatch accurate to .0001 second because if
>you are on the cheater pipe during one of those growth spurts you risk a
>serious case of "cheater face". Cheater face occurs when weight is suddenly
>added to the cheater pipe when you aren't expecting it -- this causes your
>hands to slip off the pipe and, like the tree branches you see in funny
>films, it springs up and catches you right in the kisser.
>
>You have to carefully time the growth spurts and move .2734" closer to the
>nut each time one happens. If you miss one you can not "double up" next
>time around. You have to start all over by waiting the full 1.42 hours,
>reweighing, then eating another cheesburger.
>
>And, cheesburger math is relatively easy. Don't EVER screw up and eat a
>Sonic Extra Long Chili-Cheese Dog while trying to torque nuts with a
>cheater pipe and body weight.
>
>On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 16:29:36 EDT "Wuzmop@xxxxxxx" <Wuzmop@xxxxxxx> wrote:
>
> > What if you had a cheeseburger before tightening the nut?
>
>
>
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