[tcb] Fw: Tools explained
- From: singlecabboy <sealingwaxred@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: tcb <tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Thu, 4 Mar 2010 23:11:51 -0800 (PST)
Thought everyone could relate to this tool explanation.
Paul Smith
H.B.B
T.C.B
Transporters at the Point 7 October 8,9,and 10, 2010"Love all,trust a few,Do
wrong to none"
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> Tools Explained
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> DRILL PRESS: A tall upright
> machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar
> stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest
> and flings
> your beer across the room, denting the
> freshly-painted project which you had
> carefully set in the corner where nothing
> could get to it.
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> WIRE WHEEL: Cleans paint off
> bolts and then throws them somewhere under the
> workbench with the speed of light . Also
> removes fingerprints and
> hard-earned calluses from fingers in about
> the time it takes you to say, 'Oh sh--!'
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> SKILL SAW: A portable
> cutting tool used to make studs too short.
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> PLIERS: Used to round off
> bolt heads. Sometimes used in the creation of
> blood-blisters.
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> BELT SANDER: An electric
> sanding tool commonly used to convert minor
> touch-up jobs into major refinishing
> jobs.
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> HACKSAW: One of a family of
> cutting tools built on the Ouija board
> principle... It transforms human energy into a
> crooked, unpredictable motion, and the more you attempt to
> influence its course, the more dismal
> your future
> becomes.
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> VISE-GRIPS: Generally used
> after pliers to completely round off bolt heads. If nothing
> else is available, they can also be used to transfer
> intense welding heat to the palm of your
> hand.
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> OXYACETYLENE TORCH: Used
> almost entirely for lighting various flammable
> objects in your shop on fire. Also handy for
> igniting the grease inside the wheel hub out of which
> you want
> to remove a bearing race.
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> TABLE SAW: A large
> stationary power tool commonly used to launch wood
> projectiles for testing wall
> integrity.
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> HYDRAULIC FLOOR JACK: Used
> for lowering an automobile to the ground after you
> have installed your new brake shoes , trapping the jack
> handle firmly
> under the bumper.
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> BAND SAW: A large stationary
> power saw primarily used by most shops to cut good
> aluminum sheet into smaller pieces that more easily fit into
> the trash
> can after you cut on the inside of the line
> instead of the outside edge.
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> TWO-TON ENGINE HOIST: A tool for
> testing the maximum tensile strength of
> everything you forgot to disconnect.
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> PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER:
> Normally used to stab the vacuum seals under lids or shirt;
> but can also be used, as the name implies, to strip out
> Phillips
> screw heads.
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> STRAIGHT SCREWDRIVER: A tool
> for opening paint cans. Sometimes used to
> convert common slotted screws into
> non-removable screws and butchering your
> palms.
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> PRY BAR: A tool used to
> crumple the metal surrounding that clip or bracket you needed to remove in
> order to replace a 50 cent part.
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> HOSE CUTTER: A tool used to
> make hoses too short.
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> HAMMER: Originally employed
> as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a
> kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive parts
> adjacent the
> object we are trying to hit.
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> UTILITY KNIFE: Used to open
> and slice through the contents of cardboard
> cartons delivered to your front door; works
> particularly well on contents such as seats, vinyl
> records, liquids in plastic bottles, collector
> magazines, refund
> checks, and rubber or plastic parts. Especially useful
> for
> slicing work clothes, but only while in
> use.
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> SON-OF-A-BITCH TOOL: (A
> personal favorite!) Any handy tool that you grab and throw
> across the garage while yelling 'Son of a BITCH!' at
> the top of your
> lungs. It is also, most often, the next tool
> that you will need.
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