[tcb] Re: FLORIDA COURT

  • From: sammie smith <bugcollections@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Date: Tue, 3 Nov 2009 06:38:14 -0800 (PST)

He didn't steal that bus Denis!  He traded for it fair and square with fireworks and he has lots of witnesses.  Besides, it was a pile of junk when he got it and not worth nearly what he traded for it.  The pristine condition it is in now is due totally to his hard work and effort, not the fact that it was a great bus when he got it.  If I were Chuck I would resent your implications of stealing a bus.

--- On Mon, 11/2/09, Denis Dodson <coocoo@xxxxxxx> wrote:

From: Denis Dodson <coocoo@xxxxxxx>
Subject: [tcb] Re: FLORIDA COURT
To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Date: Monday, November 2, 2009, 9:49 PM

It’s not that it is an offense, John. We break rules here all the time. But we, and you now as well, all have real passions for all kinds of stuff. I can name several right winger gun nuts here and as many flat out anarchists. Libertarians and Yippies, and cross dressers. We have vegetarians and bow hunters, and people who drive Bay Window busses. I KNOW, who’d believe it?

 

If we start waving our flags we won’t be friends anymore. So, this is a place where we call each other names because we lowered a bus or stole one from another member (it happens). If you broke down within a hundred miles of me I’ll probably bring the trailer and get you out, but not if you tell me who you vote for.

 

I am speaking for myself, but I think most of us agree a little. Anybody?

 

Welcome Newby.

 

 

From: tcb-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:tcb-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of John Barry
Sent: Monday, November 02, 2009 9:30 PM
To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: [tcb] Re: FLORIDA COURT

 

Blame the newbie, sorry. John

--- On Mon, 11/2/09, Will <evil.scientist.boo@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:


From: Will <evil.scientist.boo@xxxxxxxxx>
Subject: [tcb] Re: FLORIDA COURT
To: "tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx" <tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Date: Monday, November 2, 2009, 6:43 PM

Aren't we supposed to keep this off the list?


-- Sent from my Palm Pre

 


John Barry wrote:

: FLORIDA COURT

 

 

 

 


 

 

 

 

 


 

 

 

You must read this.......a proper decision by the courts...... ...for a change. 

FLORIDA COURT SETS ATHEIST HOLY DAY 


In Florida, an atheist created a case against the upcoming Easter and Passover days.  He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians, Jews and observances of their holy days. The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days. The case was brought before a judge.  After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring,"Case dismissed!" 
 
The lawyer immediately stood objecting to the ruling, "Your honour, how can you possibly dismiss this case?  The Christians have Christmas, Easter and others.  The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah, yet my client and all other atheists have no such holidays." 
 
The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, "But you do. Your client, counsel, is woefully ignorant."
 
The lawyer said, "Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists." 
 
The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is April Fools Day. Psalm 14:1 states, The fool says in his heart, there is no God. Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool.  Therefore, April 1st is his day. Court is adjourned. 
 
You gotta love a Judge that knows his scripture! 
  
This is too good not to forward.

 

 

 

 

 

 



 




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