[tcb] Re: Back in Arkansas
- From: singlecabboy <sealingwaxred@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Tue, 26 Apr 2005 17:02:25 -0700 (PDT)
Denis ,I thought we wern't going to talk about my past
in public?
--- Mark Sawyer <mechmark@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> Your not serious are you?
> Denis Dodson <coocoo@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:Well, I
> am back in Arkansas. When I left the leaves were
> growing but
> everything still had a greyness to it, but now it is
> deep fresh green and
> the lake is blue. It is 60 degrees with a slight
> breeze.
>
> It took me 2 days to get home because I am old and
> don't drive past the
> sunset, so the trip home included two grueling
> nights of room service,
> indoor pools, Jacuzzis and in-room movies. And you
> all know how it feels to
> get grueled. "Alexander" was terrible.
>
> I am not going to anymore shows. I didn't win crap.
> Well, I may have won
> crap, no, no I didn't even win crap. I told Steve
> how unhappy I was and he
> asked me to tell him what about the show that I
> didn't like so that he could
> be sure to do it again. See, I am the Rodney
> Dangerfield of car shows, no
> respect. No respect at all. I don't know what I have
> to do. Put a live band
> inside? Light the bus on fire during the judging?
> Stick five dollar bills
> all over it? Until there is a category for Best Foam
> Engine or Best Big Foam
> Monsterhead I will be out of luck. The last award I
> won was at the Austin
> AirCoolers drunkfest and that was because everyone
> there was hammered.
>
> I am so upset I might have to go to a psyki...a
> spych...a head doctor, and I
> can hear you all right now laughing and pointing
> your crooked little fingers
> at the computer screens, saying that I'm nuts or
> something and saying that
> that I should get my head examined, well they can
> look all they want and you
> know what they're gonna find? Nothing! So there.
>
> When I think of all the hours I spent burning my
> hands with the glue gun and
> getting paint out of my hair and all the staples in
> my neck and the
> razorblade cuts and the trips to the Emergency room,
> not even to mention
> that thing with the police and animal control. I
> gotta wonder if it was
> really worth it.
>
> And what is the deal with Paul? Why is he so
> popular? Lots of people have
> nice busses but everyone clapped and cheered when he
> won his award. How can
> the guy be so friggin' nice? I happen to know that
> he started life as a
> woman and had to change identity to escape the law
> after being caught
> running a pyramid scheme involving Emu oil futures
> and conterfiet Cabbage
> Patch Dolls made in Bangladesh and filled with
> kerosine soaked rags. I have
> "before" pics of Paul that definately look like him
> (her) if you squint with
> one eye and look at them in dim light wearing
> special glasses that you can
> only get through the internet and that the
> Government doesn't want you to
> know about..
>
> And now I look at the website for the show and MY
> BUS ISN'T EVEN ON THERE.
>
> That's it. I am starting my own car show where I
> will win all the awards.
> And the trophies will be real big and be made out of
> diamonds. So there.
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Paul Smith
www.23window.com/thezone
H.B.B
T.C.B.
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