[tcb] Re: Back in Arkansas
- From: KatrinaMartin@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
- To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Tue, 26 Apr 2005 17:18:38 -0500
Ya sucks you didn't win an award Denis, I really thought you should have. But I
am not the judge, and If i felt
better I would have been & you would have won.
By the way Denis, pictures of Murray are all over the Aircoolers website. In
the Dallas Aircoolers Gallery!
I loved the foam motor, the foam head, etc. Can't wait until Eureka springs
show just to see what your doing
next.
Katrina & Dan Martin
71'bus "Homer"
Houston Air Coolers
Texas Airheads
Texas Coalition of Buses
Heindenheimer Bulli Boyz
http://homepage.mac.com/danandkatrinamartin
http://ical.mac.com/danandkatrinamartin/Volks32Shows
----- Original Message -----
From: Mark Sawyer <mechmark@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Date: Tuesday, April 26, 2005 4:19 pm
Subject: [tcb] Re: Back in Arkansas
> Your not serious are you?
> Denis Dodson <coocoo@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:Well, I am back in
> Arkansas. When I left the leaves were growing but
> everything still had a greyness to it, but now it is deep fresh
> green and
> the lake is blue. It is 60 degrees with a slight breeze.
>
> It took me 2 days to get home because I am old and don't drive past
> the
> sunset, so the trip home included two grueling nights of room
> service,
> indoor pools, Jacuzzis and in-room movies. And you all know how it
> feels to
> get grueled. "Alexander" was terrible.
>
> I am not going to anymore shows. I didn't win crap. Well, I may
> have won
> crap, no, no I didn't even win crap. I told Steve how unhappy I was
> and he
> asked me to tell him what about the show that I didn't like so that
> he could
> be sure to do it again. See, I am the Rodney Dangerfield of car
> shows, no
> respect. No respect at all. I don't know what I have to do. Put a
> live band
> inside? Light the bus on fire during the judging? Stick five dollar
> bills
> all over it? Until there is a category for Best Foam Engine or Best
> Big Foam
> Monsterhead I will be out of luck. The last award I won was at the
> Austin
> AirCoolers drunkfest and that was because everyone there was hammered.
>
> I am so upset I might have to go to a psyki...a spych...a head
> doctor, and I
> can hear you all right now laughing and pointing your crooked
> little fingers
> at the computer screens, saying that I'm nuts or something and
> saying that
> that I should get my head examined, well they can look all they
> want and you
> know what they're gonna find? Nothing! So there.
>
> When I think of all the hours I spent burning my hands with the
> glue gun and
> getting paint out of my hair and all the staples in my neck and the
> razorblade cuts and the trips to the Emergency room, not even to
> mention
> that thing with the police and animal control. I gotta wonder if it
> was
> really worth it.
>
> And what is the deal with Paul? Why is he so popular? Lots of
> people have
> nice busses but everyone clapped and cheered when he won his award.
> How can
> the guy be so friggin' nice? I happen to know that he started life
> as a
> woman and had to change identity to escape the law after being
> caught
> running a pyramid scheme involving Emu oil futures and conterfiet
> Cabbage
> Patch Dolls made in Bangladesh and filled with kerosine soaked
> rags. I have
> "before" pics of Paul that definately look like him (her) if you
> squint with
> one eye and look at them in dim light wearing special glasses that
> you can
> only get through the internet and that the Government doesn't want
> you to
> know about..
>
> And now I look at the website for the show and MY BUS ISN'T EVEN ON
> THERE.
> That's it. I am starting my own car show where I will win all the
> awards.
> And the trophies will be real big and be made out of diamonds. So
> there.
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