denis,you are the man, that mind of yours is genius & great storyman!!! aaguirre@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx -----Original Message----- From: Denis Dodson [mailto:coocoo@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx] Sent: Tuesday, April 26, 2005 9:12 PM To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Subject: [tcb] Re: Back in Arkansas I saw, thank you. But you did win an award didn't you? You guys deserve all the awards we can load up on you. Thanks for a great weekend. I ----- Original Message ----- From: "Sharon" <iluvvws@xxxxxxxxxxx> To: <tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> Sent: Tuesday, April 26, 2005 8:41 PM Subject: [tcb] Re: Back in Arkansas > > We weren't on there either Denis and we didn't win anything but now we all > are, we are on the very end though. > > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Denis Dodson" <coocoo@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> > To: <tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> > Sent: Tuesday, April 26, 2005 4:11 PM > Subject: [tcb] Back in Arkansas > > >> Well, I am back in Arkansas. When I left the leaves were growing but >> everything still had a greyness to it, but now it is deep fresh green and >> the lake is blue. It is 60 degrees with a slight breeze. >> >> It took me 2 days to get home because I am old and don't drive past the >> sunset, so the trip home included two grueling nights of room service, >> indoor pools, Jacuzzis and in-room movies. And you all know how it feels >> to >> get grueled. "Alexander" was terrible. >> >> I am not going to anymore shows. I didn't win crap. Well, I may have won >> crap, no, no I didn't even win crap. I told Steve how unhappy I was and >> he >> asked me to tell him what about the show that I didn't like so that he >> could >> be sure to do it again. See, I am the Rodney Dangerfield of car shows, no >> respect. No respect at all. I don't know what I have to do. Put a live >> band >> inside? Light the bus on fire during the judging? Stick five dollar bills >> all over it? Until there is a category for Best Foam Engine or Best Big >> Foam >> Monsterhead I will be out of luck. The last award I won was at the Austin >> AirCoolers drunkfest and that was because everyone there was hammered. >> >> I am so upset I might have to go to a psyki...a spych...a head doctor, >> and >> I >> can hear you all right now laughing and pointing your crooked little >> fingers >> at the computer screens, saying that I'm nuts or something and saying >> that >> that I should get my head examined, well they can look all they want and >> you >> know what they're gonna find? Nothing! So there. >> >> When I think of all the hours I spent burning my hands with the glue gun >> and >> getting paint out of my hair and all the staples in my neck and the >> razorblade cuts and the trips to the Emergency room, not even to mention >> that thing with the police and animal control. I gotta wonder if it was >> really worth it. >> >> And what is the deal with Paul? Why is he so popular? Lots of people have >> nice busses but everyone clapped and cheered when he won his award. How >> can >> the guy be so friggin' nice? I happen to know that he started life as a >> woman and had to change identity to escape the law after being caught >> running a pyramid scheme involving Emu oil futures and conterfiet >> Cabbage >> Patch Dolls made in Bangladesh and filled with kerosine soaked rags. I >> have >> "before" pics of Paul that definately look like him (her) if you squint >> with >> one eye and look at them in dim light wearing special glasses that you >> can >> only get through the internet and that the Government doesn't want you to >> know about.. >> >> And now I look at the website for the show and MY BUS ISN'T EVEN ON >> THERE. >> >> That's it. I am starting my own car show where I will win all the awards. >> And the trophies will be real big and be made out of diamonds. So there. >> >> >> >> >> > > >