[tcb] Re: Back in Arkansas

  • From: "Aguirre, Adan" <AAguirre@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: "'tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx'" <tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Wed, 27 Apr 2005 07:46:01 -0500

denis,you are the man, that mind of yours is genius & great storyman!!!
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-----Original Message-----
From: Denis Dodson [mailto:coocoo@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx]
Sent: Tuesday, April 26, 2005 9:12 PM
To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: [tcb] Re: Back in Arkansas


I saw, thank you. But you did win an award didn't you? You guys deserve all 
the awards we can load up on you. Thanks for a great weekend. I



----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Sharon" <iluvvws@xxxxxxxxxxx>
To: <tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Sent: Tuesday, April 26, 2005 8:41 PM
Subject: [tcb] Re: Back in Arkansas


>
> We weren't on there either Denis and we didn't win anything but now we all
> are, we are on the very end though.
>
>
> ----- Original Message ----- 
> From: "Denis Dodson" <coocoo@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
> To: <tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
> Sent: Tuesday, April 26, 2005 4:11 PM
> Subject: [tcb] Back in Arkansas
>
>
>> Well, I am back in Arkansas. When I left the leaves were growing but
>> everything still had a greyness to it, but now it is deep fresh green and
>> the lake is blue. It is 60 degrees with a slight breeze.
>>
>> It took me 2 days to get home because I am old and don't drive past the
>> sunset, so the trip home included two grueling nights of room service,
>> indoor pools, Jacuzzis and in-room movies. And you all know how it feels
>> to
>> get grueled. "Alexander" was terrible.
>>
>> I am not going to anymore shows. I didn't win crap. Well, I may have won
>> crap, no, no I didn't even win crap. I told Steve how unhappy I was and 
>> he
>> asked me to tell him what about the show that I didn't like so that he
>> could
>> be sure to do it again. See, I am the Rodney Dangerfield of car shows, no
>> respect. No respect at all. I don't know what I have to do. Put a live
>> band
>> inside? Light the bus on fire during the judging? Stick five dollar bills
>> all over it? Until there is a category for Best Foam Engine or Best Big
>> Foam
>> Monsterhead I will be out of luck. The last award I won was at the Austin
>> AirCoolers drunkfest and that was because everyone there was hammered.
>>
>> I am so upset I might have to go to a psyki...a spych...a head doctor, 
>> and
>> I
>> can hear you all right now laughing and pointing your crooked little
>> fingers
>> at the computer screens, saying that I'm nuts or something and saying 
>> that
>> that I should get my head examined, well they can look all they want and
>> you
>> know what they're gonna find? Nothing! So there.
>>
>> When I think of all the hours I spent burning my hands with the glue gun
>> and
>> getting paint out of my hair and all the staples in my neck and the
>> razorblade cuts and the trips to the Emergency room, not even to mention
>> that thing with the police and animal control. I gotta wonder if it was
>> really worth it.
>>
>> And what is the deal with Paul? Why is he so popular? Lots of people have
>> nice busses but everyone clapped and cheered when he won his award. How
>> can
>> the guy be so friggin' nice? I happen to know that he started life as a
>> woman and had to change identity to escape the law after being caught
>> running a pyramid scheme involving  Emu oil futures and conterfiet 
>> Cabbage
>> Patch Dolls made in Bangladesh and filled with kerosine soaked rags. I
>> have
>> "before" pics of Paul that definately look like him (her) if you squint
>> with
>> one eye and look at them in dim light wearing special glasses that you 
>> can
>> only get through the internet and that the Government doesn't want you to
>> know about..
>>
>> And now I look at the website for the show and MY BUS ISN'T EVEN ON 
>> THERE.
>>
>> That's it. I am starting my own car show where I will win all the awards.
>> And the trophies will be real big and be made out of diamonds. So there.
>>
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