[ SHOWGSD-L ] Dog Humor
- From: "Katherine Heckman" <KHeckman@xxxxxxxxx>
- To: "ShowGSD-L" <showgsd-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Fri, 11 Aug 2006 15:48:07 -0400
I have a German Shepherd. I was buying a large bag of
Purina Dog food at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog?
On impulse, I told her that no, and that I was
starting The Purina Diet again. Although I probably
shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last
time.
The good news was I'd lost 50 pounds before I awoke
in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of
most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her
that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the
way that it works is to load your pants pockets with
Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time
you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally
complete so I was going to try it
again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in
the line was by now enthralled with my story,
particularly the guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care
because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no; I'd
been sitting in the street licking my balls and a
car hit me.
Kathy Heckman
The greatness of a nation and it's moral progress can be judged by the way it's
animals are treated. ~ M. Gandhi
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