[ SHOWGSD-L ] Re: Dog Humor
- From: "Katherine Heckman" <KHeckman@xxxxxxxxx>
- To: "ShowGSD-L" <showgsd-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Fri, 11 Aug 2006 16:46:16 -0400
Sorry if this offended anyone. I should have labeled it Adult dog humor.
It was not intended to offend.
Kathy
The greatness of a nation and it's moral progress can be judged by the way
it's animals are treated. ~ M. Gandhi
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From: "Katherine Heckman" <KHeckman@xxxxxxxxx>
To: "ShowGSD-L" <showgsd-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Sent: Friday, August 11, 2006 3:48 PM
Subject: [ SHOWGSD-L ] Dog Humor
> I have a German Shepherd. I was buying a large bag of
> Purina Dog food at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out.
> A woman behind me asked if I had a dog?
>
> On impulse, I told her that no, and that I was
> starting The Purina Diet again. Although I probably
> shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last
> time.
>
> The good news was I'd lost 50 pounds before I awoke
> in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of
> most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her
> that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the
> way that it works is to load your pants pockets with
> Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time
> you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally
> complete so I was going to try it
> again.
>
> I have to mention here that practically everyone in
> the line was by now enthralled with my story,
> particularly the guy who was behind her.
>
> Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care
> because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no; I'd
> been sitting in the street licking my balls and a
> car hit me.
> Kathy Heckman
> The greatness of a nation and it's moral progress can be judged by the way
it's animals are treated. ~ M. Gandhi
>
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