[ SHOWGSD-L ] Re: Answers to the Top ten reasons to stay away from Colorado
- From: "frank fasano" <f.fasano@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: <pmick@xxxxxxxxx>, <ELG440@xxxxxxx>
- Date: Mon, 1 Aug 2005 06:52:40 -0500
Really about the altitude- our son played hockey and some of the games were
in Colorado mountains- yes it took a day or two to adjust for some - most
players did not notice the altitude-Kris
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From: "Peggy" <pmick@xxxxxxxxx>
To: <ELG440@xxxxxxx>
Cc: <showgsd-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Sent: Monday, August 01, 2005 12:56 AM
Subject: [ SHOWGSD-L ] Answers to the Top ten reasons to stay away from
Colorado
>
> ELG440@xxxxxxx wrote:
>
> >1. Rocky Mountains. Your dogs will end up with cut pads,. from the
rocks.,
> >
> No, they won't be able to breathe, as the air is too thin.
>
> >2. Air. Everyone knows Colorado it high up, and none of us will be
able to
> >breath.
> >
> We'll be able to breathe. The handlers won't, tho. And if people
> with wide parts (read, bald) go outdoors they'll get sunburned pates
> because it's that much closer to the sun there.
>
> >3. Trees. They have trees, and trees have tics, and tics cause lime
> >disease. All our dogs will be yellow/green in color from lime disease.
> >
> Can we make key lime pie from the yellow ones?
>
> >3. They will pass breed specific legislation while we are there, and we
> >won't be able to take our dogs home.
> >
> That's OK if we can leave some of the owners, too.
>
> >4. Denver is known for good ski resorts. None of our dogs know to get
out
> >of the way of a downhill racer and it could cause a lot of injuries.
> >
> Not to mention the humans who won't be able to get out of the way, either.
>
> >5. There are no cheese factories in Colorado, so a number of our dogs
will
> >be unable to eat sufficiently.
> >
> Neither will some of the owners. Maybe there'll be fewer "cheesy"
> people, tho...that's a good thing.
>
> >6. Snow. Everyone knows about how much snow they get, and driving on
the
> >mountains might cause a great deal of accidents.
> >
> Not to mention that the people who have to fly will be stuck at the
> airport. Everybody who flies a lot knows to avoid Colorado airports
> (see, I didn't say Denver) from October until April...sometimes May!.
>
> >7. Yodel. No one outside of Colorado will be able to talk to anyone
else,
> >unless they can yodel, and no one can do that, as we know.
> >
> Anyone can learn. I think people from West Virginia can
yodel..........
>
> >8. They have very few milk cows, since they have no more ranches. The
> >sheepherders have destroyed the grazing land, so we won't have sheet to
herd.
> >
> Sheet? Your dogs herd sheet? Oh, wait, I get it...........
>
> >9. there are no Grand Victors from Colorado in the past few years, so
the
> >quality will be bad.
> >
> No comment.
>
> >10. If no one comes, I will have a better chance to win.
> >Why would the board do this to us?
> >
> If no one goes, we'll all have a chance. If Evan goes, he can have
> another blog, tho.
> That's why the Board did it...they like the idea of another blog.
>
> Peggy
>
> >
> >
>
>
>
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