[ SHOWGSD-L ] Answers to the Top ten reasons to stay away from Colorado
- From: Peggy <pmick@xxxxxxxxx>
- To: ELG440@xxxxxxx
- Date: Mon, 01 Aug 2005 01:56:01 -0400
ELG440@xxxxxxx wrote:
>1. Rocky Mountains. Your dogs will end up with cut pads,. from the rocks.,
>
No, they won't be able to breathe, as the air is too thin.
>2. Air. Everyone knows Colorado it high up, and none of us will be able to
>breath.
>
We'll be able to breathe. The handlers won't, tho. And if people
with wide parts (read, bald) go outdoors they'll get sunburned pates
because it's that much closer to the sun there.
>3. Trees. They have trees, and trees have tics, and tics cause lime
>disease. All our dogs will be yellow/green in color from lime disease.
>
Can we make key lime pie from the yellow ones?
>3. They will pass breed specific legislation while we are there, and we
>won't be able to take our dogs home.
>
That's OK if we can leave some of the owners, too.
>4. Denver is known for good ski resorts. None of our dogs know to get out
>of the way of a downhill racer and it could cause a lot of injuries.
>
Not to mention the humans who won't be able to get out of the way, either.
>5. There are no cheese factories in Colorado, so a number of our dogs will
>be unable to eat sufficiently.
>
Neither will some of the owners. Maybe there'll be fewer "cheesy"
people, tho...that's a good thing.
>6. Snow. Everyone knows about how much snow they get, and driving on the
>mountains might cause a great deal of accidents.
>
Not to mention that the people who have to fly will be stuck at the
airport. Everybody who flies a lot knows to avoid Colorado airports
(see, I didn't say Denver) from October until April...sometimes May!.
>7. Yodel. No one outside of Colorado will be able to talk to anyone else,
>unless they can yodel, and no one can do that, as we know.
>
Anyone can learn. I think people from West Virginia can yodel..........
>8. They have very few milk cows, since they have no more ranches. The
>sheepherders have destroyed the grazing land, so we won't have sheet to herd.
>
Sheet? Your dogs herd sheet? Oh, wait, I get it...........
>9. there are no Grand Victors from Colorado in the past few years, so the
>quality will be bad.
>
No comment.
>10. If no one comes, I will have a better chance to win.
>Why would the board do this to us?
>
If no one goes, we'll all have a chance. If Evan goes, he can have
another blog, tho.
That's why the Board did it...they like the idea of another blog.
Peggy
>
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