[pure-silver] Re: Law of demented returns....

  • From: "Stein" <rstein@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: <pure-silver@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Thu, 29 Mar 2007 19:54:34 +0800

Dear Nephew Rob,

I find undressing in a shop is a good way to speed up the staff. You pique their interest when you strip off your sweatshirt and throw it up into the overhead fan. Then you rivet their attention when you do the same to your shirt. The trousers gone generally gets you the manager's assistance and solicitation and by the time you have chased the cashier round the file cabinet with your underwear round your forehead - or her forehead if business is slow - you can be sure that your future business will be attended to promptly.

    It is all about good manners in the workplace.

Uncle Dick

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