-=PCTechTalk=- Re: Computer Tech Support for wives - off topic
- From: Beverly Hahn <bhahn@xxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: pctechtalk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Wed, 22 Jan 2003 20:15:05 -0500
Appreciated your touch of humor.
Beverly
BashfulBob wrote:
>Subject: Computer Tech Support for wives
>
>
> Dear Tech support,
>
> Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and
>noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the
>flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under
>Boyfriend 5.0.
>
> In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable
>programs,such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but
>installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0 . And now
>Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes
>the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems,
>but to no avail.
>
> What can I do ?
> Desperate (signed)
>
>
> Dear Desperate:
>
> First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package,
>while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
>Try to enter the command:
> C:/ l THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt
>3.0. If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically
>run the applications Jewelry 2.0 nd Flowers 3.5. But remember,
>overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5,
>Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program
>that will create Snoring Loudly.
>
>Whatever you do, DO NOT install:
> Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall with another Boyfriend program. These
>are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
>
> In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a
>limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might
>consider buying additional software to improve memory and
>performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.
>
>Good Luck,
>
>Tech support
>
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