-=PCTechTalk=- Re: Computer Tech Support for wives - off topic
- From: "Angela Cooke" <angela.cooke@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: <pctechtalk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Wed, 22 Jan 2003 21:12:00 -0000
This is brilliant
Love
Ange x
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----- Original Message -----
From: BashfulBob
To: Freelist
Sent: Wednesday, January 22, 2003 2:24 AM
Subject: -=PCTechTalk=- Computer Tech Support for wives - off topic
Subject: Computer Tech Support for wives
Dear Tech support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and
noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the
flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable
programs,such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but
installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0 . And now
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes
the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems,
but to no avail.
What can I do ?
Desperate (signed)
Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package,
while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Try to enter the command:
C:/ l THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt
3.0. If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically
run the applications Jewelry 2.0 nd Flowers 3.5. But remember,
overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5,
Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program
that will create Snoring Loudly.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install:
Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall with another Boyfriend program. These
are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a
limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might
consider buying additional software to improve memory and
performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck,
Tech support
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