[lit-ideas] The Compressor Shorted To Ground
- From: Jlsperanza@xxxxxxx
- To: lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Tue, 20 Nov 2007 19:07:42 EST
Geary mentions Plotinus, ennead
Leibniz, monad
Heidegger in-der-welt-sein
and other profanities, and erupts:
"It gets tedious trying to tell a customer why his compressor shorted to
ground when he doesn't know what a compressor is or does or what shorted
means."
--- RIING!!!!
--- Yes?
--- Atlas Here. Did you get the bill?
--- Oh, hi, Mister Geary. Yes, about the shorted
compressor?
--- Well, yes. We haven't received any cash yet.
--- Because we haven't sent any.
--- Whoa?
--- Well, my husband and I are not sure we want
our compressor shorted.
--- But I told you, lady...
--- Yes, I remember distinctly.
(getting on the other line)
--- Who is it dear?
--- It's Mister Geary. It's about his shorted
compressor.
--- Yes.
--- But we didn't want any!
--- (and goes on and on)
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