"To subjugate the enemy's army without doing battle is the highest of excellence." What is this? Cloaked as she was And frowning - How I wondered could I find out what Or why without asking; So I did. What? Which of course Made it worse. She took implements From her purse And used them tactically. I tried to recall Sun Tzu But it was all a blur. I looked about Frantically for cover. She stood strategically Blocking the door Dabbing at tears With a tissue. I was doomed.