On Oct 30, 2010, at 2:48 PM, Veronica Caley wrote: > David: "Sheltie or scampering thing of that ilk." > > Sir: You insulted two of my children. I don't like it. Why don't you write > one of your great poems instead? > > Veronica Caley At the dog park there are a pair of shelties. One always runs after the ball; the other always rushes after, barking instructions. "A little to the right. Watch out for slippery bits; you never know when you're going to run into one at this time of year. Mind the bicyclist." I compare them to the fellow in "Keeping Up Appearances," who drives with Mrs. Bucket's incessant instruction. David Ritchie, whose border collie, a relative of the sheltie, seldom barks in Portland, Oregon ------------------------------------------------------------------ To change your Lit-Ideas settings (subscribe/unsub, vacation on/off, digest on/off), visit www.andreas.com/faq-lit-ideas.html