[lektrik_flyers] NOTAM
- From: "John Cooper" <jcooper@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: <lektrik_flyers@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Thu, 14 Apr 2005 09:43:46 -0500
Doctors at several well known hospitals in the area have been treating a rare
disease called Twitchus Thumberpoken (TT). Symptoms may included an inability
to control an involuntary twitch in both thumbs when observing birds in flight,
It is most noticeable on the higher flying birds like hawks, ospreys and
buzzards. A secondary symptom of frustration occurs when TT has no effect on
the path on the bird. Patients may often experience the same symptons when
observing aircraft in the area.
Doctors are recommending a daily flight with a SLOW STICK or a more aerobatic
aircraft at least three times a week taken with a Pepsi or other carbonated
beverage. No alcohol. The doctors are also say TT will probably subside after
the rains have stopped and the winds are more calm. Failure to treat TT could
cause your thumbs to fall off.
A free screening will be held this weekend at Wooster International. Time and
date will be announced later.
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