Fw: [FW]Mastercard Wedding
- From: "Diamond" <tantonio@xxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "Wanda & Alan Tutt" <barriefolks@xxxxxxxxxx>, "Aleksandra Kenny" <j_a_kenny@xxxxxxxxxxxx>, "Chris Thompson" <c.dwight2594@xxxxxxxxxx>, "JFW List" <jfw@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>, "Kourin" <deep.azure.waters@xxxxxxxxx>, "Teresa" <rainbow5@xxxxxxxxxx>, "Lina & Gino Perri" <linangino@xxxxxxxxxxx>, "Peter Brown" <pe.brown_wri@xxxxxxxx>
- Date: Mon, 17 Sep 2007 13:12:27 -0400
Mastercard Wedding
oh my gosh....
You got to love this guy... This is a true story about a recent wedding
that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and
even Jay Leno mentioned it.
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a
microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone
for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding.
He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his
new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.
As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a
special gift just from him.
So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party
was an envelope.
He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their
envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride
having sex with the best man.
The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a
private detective to tail them.
After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a
couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "#$%^ You!"
Then he turned to his bride and said, "##$%^ you!"
Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."
He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.
While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after
finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade,
as if nothing were wrong.
His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a
300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and
best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.
This guy has balls the size of church bells.
Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of
this?
Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends: $32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000
Deluxe two-week honeymoon accommodations in Maui : $8,500.
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the
bride humping the best man: Priceless.
There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's
MasterCard
"Life isn't like a bowl of cherries or peaches, it's more like a jar of
Jalapenos--what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow......"
Life is all about ass;
You're either covering it, laughing it off,
kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it,
or behaving like one.
Diamond
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From: Sylvia Neal
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Sent: Saturday, September 15, 2007 5:36 PM
Subject: FW: [FW]Mastercard Wedding
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Subject : Mastercard Wedding
Date : Tue, 11 Sep 2007 08:42:03 -0700 (PDT)
From : Traci Frazer <traci_frazer@xxxxxxxxx>
To : Brenda
Roach <jewellr391963@xxxxxxxxx>, Keri Shaver
<seaturtle_1@xxxxxxxxx>, Wendy Overbaugh <ems_hot@xxxxxxxxx>
SWEET
Subject: Mastercard Wedding
>
>
>> oh my gosh....
>>
>>
>> You got to love this guy... This is a true story about a recent
wedding
>> that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local
newspaper
and
>> even Jay Leno mentioned it.
>>
>> It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
>>
>> After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage
with a
>> microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank
everyone
for
>> coming, many from long distances, to support them at their
wedding.
>>
>> He especially wanted to thank the bride's
and his family and to thank
his
>> new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.
>>
>> As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give
everyone a
>> special gift just from him.
>> So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the
wedding
party
>> was an envelope.
>> He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open
their
>> envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his
bride
>> having sex with the best man.
>>
>> The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had
hired a
>> private detective to tail them.
>>
>> After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions
for a
>> couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "#$%^
You!"
Then
>> he turned to his bride and said, "##$%^ you!"
>>
>> Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta
here."
>>
>> He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.
>>
>> While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately
after
>> finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the
charade,
as
>> if nothing were wrong.
>>
>> His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a
300-guest
>> wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and
best
>> man's reputations in front of 300 friends and
>> family members.
>>
>> This guy has balls the size of church bells.
>>
>> Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless"
commercial out of
>> this?
>>
>> Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends:
$32,000.
>> Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000
>> Deluxe two-week honeymoon accommodations in Maui : $8,500.
>>
>> The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the
bride
>> humping the best man: Priceless.
>>
>> There are some things money can't buy, for everything else
there's
>> MasterCard
>>
>> "Life isn't like a bowl of cherries or peaches, it's more like a
jar
of
>> Jalapenos--what you do today, might burn your ass
tomorrow......"
>>
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