RE: [FW]Mastercard Wedding

This is an old urban legend.

 

 

 

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From: jfw-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:jfw-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf
Of Diamond
Sent: Monday, September 17, 2007 10:12 AM
To: Wanda & Alan Tutt; Aleksandra Kenny; Chris Thompson; JFW List; Kourin;
Teresa; Lina & Gino Perri; Peter Brown
Subject: Fw: [FW]Mastercard Wedding

 

 

Mastercard Wedding 

 

oh my gosh.... 

 

 You got to love this guy... This is a true story about a recent wedding 

 

 that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and 

even Jay Leno mentioned it. 

 

 It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. 

 

 After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a 

 microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone 

for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. 

 

He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his 

new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. 

 

As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a 

special gift just from him. 

 

So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party 

was an envelope. 

 

He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their 

envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride 

having sex with the best man. 

 

 The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a 

private detective to tail them. 

 

After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a 

couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "#$%^ You!" 

 

Then he turned to his bride and said, "##$%^ you!" 

 

Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here." 

 

He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. 

 

While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after 

finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, 

as if nothing were wrong. 

 

His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 

300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and 

best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. 

 

This guy has balls the size of church bells. 

 

Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of 

this? 

 

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends: $32,000. 

 

Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000 

 

Deluxe two-week honeymoon accommodations in Maui : $8,500. 

 

The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the 

bride humping the best man: Priceless. 

 

There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's 

 

MasterCard 

 

"Life isn't like a bowl of cherries or peaches, it's more like a jar of 

Jalapenos--what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow......" 

 


Life is all about ass; 
You're either covering it, laughing it off,
kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it,
or behaving like one.

 

Diamond

 

 

 

 

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Subject: FW: [FW]Mastercard Wedding

 

 






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Subject : Mastercard Wedding

Date : Tue, 11 Sep 2007 08:42:03 -0700 (PDT)

From : Traci Frazer <traci_frazer@xxxxxxxxx>

To : Brenda 

Roach <jewellr391963@xxxxxxxxx>, Keri Shaver <seaturtle_1@xxxxxxxxx>, Wendy
Overbaugh <ems_hot@xxxxxxxxx>



SWEET 



Subject: Mastercard Wedding 





> 

> 

>> oh my gosh.... 

>> 

>> 

>> You got to love this guy... This is a true story about a recent 

wedding 

>> that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper 

and 

>> even Jay Leno mentioned it. 

>> 

>> It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. 

>> 

>> After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a 



>> microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone 

for 

>> coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. 

>> 

>> He especially wanted to thank the bride's 

and his family and to thank 

his 

>> new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. 

>> 

>> As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give 

everyone a 

>> special gift just from him. 

>> So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding 

party 

>> was an envelope. 

>> He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their 

>> envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his 

bride 

>> having sex with the best man. 

>> 

>> The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a 



>> private detective to tail them. 

>> 

>> After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a 

>> couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "#$%^ You!" 



Then 

>> he turned to his bride and said, "##$%^ you!" 

>> 

>> Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here." 

>> 

>> He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. 

>> 

>> While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after 

>> finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, 

as 

>> if nothing were wrong. 

>> 

>> His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 

300-guest 

>> wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and 

best 

>> man's reputations in front of 300 friends and 

>> family members. 

>> 

>> This guy has balls the size of church bells. 

>> 

>> Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" 

commercial out of 

>> this? 

>> 

>> Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends: 

$32,000. 

>> Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000 

>> Deluxe two-week honeymoon accommodations in Maui : $8,500. 

>> 

>> The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the 

bride 

>> humping the best man: Priceless. 

>> 

>> There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's 

>> MasterCard 

>> 

>> "Life isn't like a bowl of cherries or peaches, it's more like a jar 

of 

>> Jalapenos--what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow......" 

>>

 

       


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