Hi Greg, LOL! You clearly have never seen a Houston cockroach ;-) Thomas W Shinder www.isaserver.org/shinder ISA Server and Beyond: http://tinyurl.com/1jq1 Configuring ISA Server: http://tinyurl.com/1llp -----Original Message----- From: Steve Moffat [mailto:steve@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx] Sent: Tuesday, April 22, 2003 6:45 PM To: [ISAserver.org Discussion List] Subject: [isalist] Re: DNS and SNAT client http://www.ISAserver.org Tom the Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. While there, he meets Greg the Aussie farmer and the two start talking. Greg shows Tom his big wheat field and Tom says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large as yours". Then they walk around the ranch a little, and Greg shows off his herd of cattle. Tom immediately says, "We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows". At this point, the conversation had almost ground to a halt when Tom suddenly saw a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field. He asks, "Hey, what are those"? Greg replies with an incredulous look, "Don't you have any grasshoppers in Texas"? Bloke Rotflol.....boink Steve This E-Mail is confidential. It is not intended to be read, copied, disclosed or used by any person other than the recipient. Unauthorised use, disclosure, or copying is strictly prohibited and may be unlawful. Optimum Computer Solutions disclaims any liability for any action taken in connection of this E-Mail. The comments or statements expressed in this E-Mail are not necessarily those of Optimum Computer Solutions or its subsidiaries or affiliates. usermanager@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx ------------------------------------------------------ List Archives: http://www.webelists.com/cgi/lyris.pl?enter=isalist ISA Server Newsletter: http://www.isaserver.org/pages/newsletter.asp ISA Server FAQ: http://www.isaserver.org/pages/larticle.asp?type=FAQ ------------------------------------------------------ Exchange Server Resource Site: http://www.msexchange.org/ Windows Security Resource Site: http://www.windowsecurity.com/ Windows 2000/NT Fax Solutions: http://www.ntfaxfaq.com ------------------------------------------------------ You are currently subscribed to this ISAserver.org Discussion List as: tshinder@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx To unsubscribe send a blank email to $subst('Email.Unsub')