sex small what do you call a man a one inches penis ?Justin have you herd the one about the guy with no dick ? he went home and gave is wife a good bollocking a man goes to the doctors and ask him to look at is penis but you must promise not to laugh says the man the doctor agrees to this but when the man drops is pants the doctor can't help but giggle I'm sorry he says but that's the tiniest penis I ever saw its minute its so incredible small I can barely see it the doctor recovers is composure then says so anyway it looks ok to me what seem to be the matter with it the man replies its swollen