[guide.chat] Newzoo keeper
- From: "Harold Kitching" <harold.kitching01@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "Forum chats guade forum" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>, "Sarah Mellor" <sarah_mellor@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, "Si Watson" <mrsvilla@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Thu, 10 Nov 2011 11:07:02 -0000
The New Zoo Keeper
A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks. First Is to
clear the exotic fish pool of weeds.
As he does this a huge fish jumps out and bites Him. To show who is boss, he
beats it to death with a Spade.
Realizing his employer won't be best pleased he Disposes of the fish by
feeding it to the lions, as lions will eat Anything.
Moving on to the second job of clearing out the Chimp House, he is attacked
by the chimps who pelt him with Coconuts.
He swipes at two chimps with a spade killing them Both.. What can he do?
Feed them to the lions, he says to Himself, because lions eat anything..
He hurls the corpses into the lion enclosure.
He moves on to the last job which is to collect honey from the South
American Bees.. As soon as he starts h is Attacked by the bees. He grabs The
spade and smashes the bees To a pulp. By now he knows what to do And shovels
them into the lions cage Because lions eat anything.
Later that day a new lion arrives at
The zoo. He wanders up to another Lion and says "What's the food like here?"
The lions say:
Wait for it.....
"Absolutely brilliant, Today we had Fish and Chimps with Mushy Bees".
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