[guide.chat] Little guy.

  • From: "Scott C" <castledine10@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Wed, 26 Aug 2009 17:36:47 +0100

A little Guy in Texas went to the doctor because his testicles ached almost
all the time.
The doctor told him to stand on the examining table and drop his pants. 
Thedoctor put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget to turn
his head and cough (the usual method to check for a hernia).
"Aha!" mumbled the doc and putting his finger under the right testicle, he
asked him to cough again. "Aha!" said the doctor and reached for his
surgical scissors.
Snip, snip, snip, snip, snip on the right side, then Snip, snip,snip, snip,
on the left side.
The little guy was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement
that the snipping didn't hurt.
The doctor then told the little guy to get dressed and see if his
testicles still ached.
The Little guy was absolutely delighted as he walked around the doc's
office and discovered his testicles were no longer aching.
Then said, "Perfect Doc, and I didn't even feel it.... What did you do?"
The Doctor replied, "I cut an inch off the top of your cowboy boots."

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