[guide.chat] English Lesson

From: "Scott C" <castledine10@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
To: <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 2009 17:45:06 +0100

    --> "A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the 
difference between potentially and realistically?"

The father thought for a moment, then answered,

"Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million 
dollars." "Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a 
million dollars,

and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million 
dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that."

So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for 
a million dollars?"

The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that

money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!"

The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with

Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"

The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a 
heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?! "

The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt 
for a million dollars?"

"Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million bucks 
would buy?"

The boy pondered the answers for a few days, then went back to his dad. His 
father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially and 
realistically?"

The boy replied, "Yes... Potentially, you and I are sitting on Three Million 
Dollars...............

but Realistically,......... we're living with two Sluts and a Queer

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