[guide.chat] Fw: How to be a gracious bitch
- From: "elaine nutley" <e.nutley@xxxxxxx>
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- Date: Fri, 2 Jul 2010 18:44:34 +0100
HOW TO BE A GRACIOUS BITCH
Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her
excitement - not even her parent's nasty divorce.
Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear, and would be the
best-dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!
A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new,
young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother!
Jennifer asked her father's new young wife to exchange it, but she
refused.
''Absolutely not! I look like a million pounds in this dress, and I'm
wearing it,'' she replied.
Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, ''Never mind sweetheart.
I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day.''
A few days later, they went shopping, and did find another gorgeous
dress for her mother.
When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, ''Aren't you
going to return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion
where you could wear it."
Her mother just smiled and replied, ''Of course I do, dear ......
...... I'm wearing it to the rehearsal the night before the
wedding.''
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(NOW I ASK YOU - IS THERE A WOMAN OUT THERE, ANYWHERE, WHO WOULDN'T
ENJOY THIS STORY?)
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