[guide.chat] Fw: Dreadful - the corniest are the best

From: "elaine nutley" <e.nutley@xxxxxxx>
To: "Jane Balmforth" <janieb1958@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, "Debbie Berkinshaw" <darrenanddebi@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>, "Ann Coleman" <m.acoleman@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, "Nicola Daley" <n_daly@xxxxxxxxxx>, "Dawn" <dawn537@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, "Mike Douel" <m.douel@xxxxxxx>, "Claire Evans" <claire@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, "Marion Foster" <marion331@xxxxxxxxxxx>, "Jenifer Furnell" <jenifer.furnell@xxxxxxxxx>, "Wendy Gentle" <wendygentle@xxxxxxxxxx>, "bob griffiths" <bobgriff@xxxxxxxxxxxx>, "Guide Chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>, "A. Machray" <a.machray@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, "Sheila And Brian" <bj.knight007@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, "Shirley Springett" <tripleckickerswdc@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>, "Joyce Welsh" <j_welsh@xxxxxxxxxxx>
Date: Fri, 2 Jul 2010 18:53:24 +0100


      I know this is bad but it is a goodie


      -----   

             

                              This is dreadful
                               

                              TWO PRAWNS 

                              Two prawns were swimming around in the sea

                              One called Justin and the other called Kristian.

                              The prawns were constantly being harassed and 
threatened by sharks that inhabited the area.

                              Finally one day Justin said to Kristian, 'I'm fed 
up with being a prawn;

                              I wish I was a shark, and then I wouldn't have 
any worries about being eaten.'

                              A large mysterious cod appeared and said, 'Your 
wish is granted'

                              Lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark.

                              Horrified, Kristian immediately swam away, afraid 
of being eaten by his old mate.

                              Time passed (as it does) and Justin found life as 
a shark boring and lonely.

                              All his old mates simply swam away whenever he 
came close to them.

                              Justin didn't realize that his new menacing 
appearance was the cause of his sad plight.

                              While swimming alone one day he saw the 
mysterious cod again and he thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change 
him back into a prawn.

                              He approached the cod and begged to be changed 
back, and, lo and behold,

                              he found himself turned back into a prawn.

                              With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin 
swam back to his friends and bought them all a cocktail.

                              (The punch line does not involve a prawn cocktail 
- it's much worse).

                              Looking around the gathering at the reef he 
realized he couldn't see his old pal.

                              'Where's Kristian?' he asked.

                              'He's at home, still distraught that his best 
friend changed sides to the enemy & became a shark',

                              came the reply.

                              Eager to put things right again and end the 
mutual pain and torture, he set off to Kristian's abode.

                              As he opened the coral gate, memories came 
flooding back.

                              He banged on the door and shouted, 'It's me, 
Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again.'

                              Kristian replied, 'No way man, you'll eat me. 
You're now a shark, the enemy,

                              and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner.'

                              Justin cried back 'No, I'm not. That was the old 
me. I've changed.'.........

                              .

                              .

                              .

                              'I've found Cod. I'm a

                              Prawn again Kristian'
                             

                       

                 


--------------------------------------------------------------------

            Get a free e-mail account with Hotmail. Sign-up now. 
           

      http://www.bbc.co.uk
      This e-mail (and any attachments) is confidential and may contain 
personal views which are not the views of the BBC unless specifically stated.
      If you have received it in error, please delete it from your system.
      Do not use, copy or disclose the information in any way nor act in 
reliance on it and notify the sender immediately.
      Please note that the BBC monitors e-mails sent or received.
      Further communication will signify your consent to this.

Attachment: stampa_girl_line_en.gif
Description: GIF image

[guide.chat] Fw: Dreadful - the corniest are the best

Other related posts: