[guide.chat] : Fw: Oh no!

  • From: "Keith Wines" <keith.wines@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Sat, 3 Jul 2010 00:06:39 +0100

 
Subject: Fw: Oh no!

 

Subject: FW: Oh no!
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
 

 

 

 

 

 

         

               

                      
                                  
                                  
                                  
                                Just because someone doesn't love you the way 
you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have...  

                                  

                                Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental 
hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, 
Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end.
                                He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed 
there.
                                Edna promptly jumped in to save him.  She swam 
to the bottom and pulled him out.  When the Head Nurse Director became aware of 
Edna's heroic act she 
 ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to 
be mentally stable.
                                When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 
'Edna, I have good news and bad news.  The good news is you're being 
discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in 
and saving the life of the person you love.  I have concluded 
                                that your act displays sound mindedness.
                                The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the 
bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him.  I am so sorry, 
                                but he's dead.'
                                Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put 
him there to dry.   
                                How soon can I go home?'

                                You can do your bit by remembering to send an 
email to an 
                                unstable friend...
                                Done my part!!! 
                                 

                               
                                 
                                   
                                 

                               

                         
                      
                      
                   
                
                

                

               
             
                      
                     
                   

             

          

         
     

 
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