Subject: no subject A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey, I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his friends." "We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box. We're leaving from the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh, please pack my new blue silk pyjamas." The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy, but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked. The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish. He said, "Yes! Lots of salmon, some bluegill, and a few swordfish, but why didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to?" You'll love the answer... The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box ..." Never Lie To A Woman...!!!