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Date: Thu, 27 Aug 2009 19:29:08 +0100

 Blair     Cherie Blair is touring the countryside in a chauffeur-driven car. 
Suddenly,
a cow jumps out into the road, they hit it full on and the car comes to a
stop. Cherie, in her usual charming manner, says to the chauffeur:       'You 
get out and check - you were driving.'       The chauffeur gets out, checks and 
reports that the animal is dead.       'You were driving; go and tell the 
farmer,' says Cherie.       Five hours later, the chauffeur returns totally 
plastered, hair ruffled with
a big grin on his face.       'My God, what happened to you?' asks Cherie.      
 The chauffeur replies: 'When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle
of malt whisky, the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter made love
to me.'       'What on earth did you say?' asks Cherie.       'I knocked on the 
door and when it was answered, I said to them: 'I'm Cherie
Blair's chauffeur and I've just killed the cow.'     Trevor Burgess       --   
Delboy

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